The “Bitch Better Have My Money” Video Is FINALLY Here!

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The seven-minute ultra-violent tour-de-force (with nipples! and guns! and weed!) was directed by Rihanna – a first for her her? – although "directed" in her case probably means she just said she wanted nipples and guns and weed and let the actual director (Megaforce) figure out ... See the Rest

DragCon Panel: “Clubland Fashion Through the Decades” with MILK, the Boulet Brothers, and ME


It's a rollicking romp through decades of drag queens, clubkids, and nightlife legends with your panel hosts the oh-so-Seussian Boulet Brothers, RuPaul's Drag Race season six legend-in-the-making MILK and myself. Topics include: The Warhol Factory queens, Divine, '80s club ... See the Rest

There’s Some New Punctuation On the Way to Confuse Everybody Even More

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Get ready! There's some FAAABULOUS new punctuation being introduced that looks to make life a LOT easier for bloggers and texting addicts and, well, just about EVERYBODY. Of course, many would argue that we shouldn't add any more punctuation marks until people learn to use the ... See the Rest

Oh Dear. Matt Damon Debuted a New Hairdo and It’s Slightly… Problematic

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My hunny-bunny skrinkle-lover Matt Damon attended press conference for his movie The Great Wall at Park Hyatt Hotel in Beijing sporting a Thorrible new hairdo, and I just don't know. I just don't know. On the one hand, he's MATT and I love him and support him through thick and ... See the Rest

Transformations: The Big Dripper


It's another all-new episode of Transformations today, with special guest Dehsarae Mahrae – back for a second time! OMG YAY! She's a Transformation ALL STAR! This time Dehsarae does a drippy, drizzly, abstract sort of "splatter face" that she first invented to cover up a makeup ... See the Rest

Channing Tatum Busts 7 Fabulous Dance Moves for Vanity Fair

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On the set of his Vanity Fair photo shoot, Channing spontaneously gave everyone a quickie dance lesson, breaking down the seven moves everyone should know. His Funky Chicken is surprisingly fresh, and his Hula shockingly sensual, but it's the Voguing that'll send you ... See the Rest

No, No, No OTD: Teen Pulls GIANT CENTIPEDE Out of His Ear After Waking Up in Excruciating Pain

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DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK! You'll never sleep again! An Arkansas teen awoke the other morning to EXCRUCIATING pain in his ear. He started digging around, and soon found the cause: a four-inch centipede had burrowed into his ear canal and made himself at home! From The Daily ... See the Rest

#OscarBait: Julia Roberts, Nicole Kidman, and Chiwetel Ejiofor Hunt for a Killer in The Secret in Their Eyes


Hollywood has remade Juan José Campanella's superb 2010 movie El Secreto de sus Ojos (which won the Oscar for Best Foreign Film). It stars Julia Roberts as an FBI investigator whose teenage daughter is found dead in a dumpster ("bleached inside and out")(whatever that means). ... See the Rest