Are You Coming to Our Pussy Riot Protest?

Are you on your way? Are you reading this in the car? You better hurry! It starts in EXACTLY 50 46 minutes, omg! The corner of Cherokee and Hollywood Boulevard. 10 AM SHARP! Well, sharpish. Maybe 10:30. Whenever you get here basically. You DID remember to wear your primary-colored outfits and bring your pastel ski mask though? That’s of UTMOST importance. We’ve got to MAKE A STATEMENT, folks. FREE PUSSY RIOT! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!