This Just In: Booty Call from Barbara Walters!

Breaking News! World of Wonder has unearthed an answering machine message Barbara Walters left for Senator Edward Brooke, dating back to 1972. Who knew this acclaimed journalist had such a potty mouth?

Is Tammy Faye the Earthquake Phantom?

After an earthquake struck Illinois on April 18, appearances of a mysterious lady making pronouncements have been reported, the phantom said to resemble Tammy Faye Bakker, who died almost a year ago.

The mysterious lady, whoever she is, has conveyed messages to witnesses, such as “The Zadokite Temple is the True Temple” and “Pray for Zimbabwe.” But some sneer at Illinoisans and call them half-baked. These do not credit as factual the appearance of any “mysterious lady,” be she Tammy Faye Bakker or otherwise.

(ShoutingGround; t/y Chris)

Sex & Drugs

What's this? First, a tape surfaces showing rock god Jimi Hendrix getting blowjobs and whatnot from a couple of groupies in '69. Hard as that is to believe, a rock star getting laid, now there's a tape allegedly showing outsider actress Angelina Jolie snorting heroin and "chasing the dragon" in the '90s. It's being offered for sale to the National Enquirer for $70,000. Says a source familiar with the Jolie tape: "She says, 'Wow, this is really good smack – not that cheap crap that's been stepped on.' " Gotta love that she was getting the good stuff even back then. (Starpulse via Defamer)

Miami Heat

Are John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston Johnnifer already? Seems he flew down to Miami where she's shooting Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, checked into the Four Seasons Hotel but never used his room, and spent all his time in Aniston's $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental. Johnnifer was said to be inseparable over the weekend, lifting its collective head only to feed. (InTouch; photo: Bauer-Griffin)

'Scuse Me While I Diss This Guy

A 40-year-old tape allegedly showing Jimi Hendrix getting his funk on with two brunettes in a dimly lighted room is being released by Vivid Entertainment for $39.95. The 45-minute DVD contains only 11 minutes of sex; the remaining 34 minutes are a music-free retrospective of Hendrix’s career. The tape's authenticity has been hotly disputed, but former groupie Cynthia Albritton aka Cynthia Plaster Caster, who cast the musician's purple head in plaster back in 1968, said, "I’m 100 percent sure it’s him. The facial bone structure is the same. The eyebrows and the mustache are true to the style he was wearing in 1970." But she's mum on the subject's similarity to Jimi's other, more pertinent, bone structure. (NY Times)

Sam, You've Worn the Pants too Long

The virtually inseparable Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are so boyfriend and girlfriend it's adorable. They're rocking a kind of Kate Moss-Pete Doherty look in the photo above, taken Saturday night in New York at Joey Morrissey's party at Hawaiian Tropic Zone, where Lohan strongly warned Ashley Olsen to keep away from Ronson. And now Lohan's using her "married name," Lindsay Ronson, on her Facebook page. (Gawker; photo: WireImage)

For the Record, Baby

Regarding that Pete Burns sex tape, our deep-seated source in London says, "Sorry but nothing at all over here, and everyone who's heard or blogged about it seems to be linked back to Perez. Even Pete's bitchy drag queen frenemy Dusty O apparently hasn't seen it, which is surprising as he'd usually be the first to lie about seeing it anyway." (Photo of Pete and Michael at their wedding by Dusty O via deadoralive.net)

Gossip Girly Boy

Face it, guys: As much as we all want Chase Crawford's character on Gossip Girl to bottom for badboy Chuck Bass, there is NO WAY IN HELL that the PTB will allow their breakout heartthrob to go homo. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER. We DO know, however, that SOMEONE is about to come out of the closet, and I'm thinking (and hoping and praying) that it's pretty little crazy-boy (crazy little pretty-boy?) Eric van der Woodsen. Connor Paolo (who plays Serena's little brother) is all soft and pretty like a girl, anyway, so it's just a hop, skip, and jump to "class queer," RIGHT? And look at how good he looks in a dress (picture from the movie Alexander)! Mark my words, people.

– James St James

The Odd Couple

Are Joan of Arcadia's Amber Tamblyn, 24, and Arrested Development's David Cross, 43, an item? Page Six says the two showed up at the after-party in New York for Morgan Spurlock's doc, Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden? and, according to a witness, "were definitely together, making out and barely came up for air the whole night."

Who's She Doing?

Michelle Rodriguez, currently shooting James Cameron's Avatar in New Zealand, gave the longest "no comment" to Latina.com on the question of her sexuality.

"What the majority of [people] want to know is what I'm doing with my vagina, and I think that that's sick. What do you care who I'm dating? I can tell when somebody just wants to know about sex. And it makes me sick. [...] I don't answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it's nobody's business. If I wanna fuck a girl, a boy, a dog – that's my business. That's why there's bathroom doors."

(Continue reading)

A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Rob Lowe Down Her Pants

If you haven't heard, Rob Lowe's former nanny, Jessica Gibson, claims that during the seven years she worked sporadically for him and his wife, he exposed himself to her, "placed his hand" inside her pants several times, and groped her ass without permission, all while Mrs Lowe was walking around the house naked, complaining about her sex life with Lowe. Gibson appeared on the Today show this morning with her lawyer, Gloria Allred, to talk about her sexual harrassment suit against the Lowes. She said, like, five almost-words, seemed mildly retarded, but Allred gave a whole new dimension to the word "mouthpiece" – even for her. (Watch video at Us magazine)

Uncoupled

Are Scar-Jo and Ry-Ro on the verge of splitting after dating so quietly for a year that no one really paid attention and there were, like, only five photos of them together? Looks that way. (Photo from September 2007 via I'm Not Obsessed)

Minding Their Own Businesses

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, who are rumored to be dating, just happened, by chance, to coincidentally pass one another on the street in Santa Monica, where each had completely separate errands to run. Which is how rumors start. Look, they didn't even notice one another. (Source)

The Moment of Truthiness

Here's the video John Mayer (swoon) doesn't want you to see. The guy who tests people polygraphically for the fame-whore gameshow The Moment of Truth wired up Perez Hilton in his closet and a journobot from Us mag read from a list of yes-or-no questions. (Watch here)

He's So Sure

RadarOnline is of the opinion that the open-mouth, tongue-involved snogging John Mayer and Perez Hilton performed for a full five minutes at club Stereo in 2006 is probably a lie perpetrated by Ashton Kutcher for his new show Pop Fiction. Although Mayer's rep calls the story "completely ridiculous," Hilton's so sure the kiss happened that he took a lie detector test with a guy from Fox's The Moment of Truth.

Welcome to My Face-Off

Deven Green can talk louder than anybody else in the room. Which is an asset when doing voice-over. Here's another inuendo-packed installment of Green's "Welcome to My..." series, in which going Green is not only fuckin' hot, but toxic to boot.

Blonde Item

Does this rare photo of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow together mean that they're not separating? Gwynnie's mother, actress Blythe Danner, doesn't need photos. Mothers don't; they just know. Re those worrying blog reports of the couple's demise, she says, "Good god, it's just so tragic that people have to make up stuff. I've never seen two happier parents — or people — so I don't get it." And if you're familiar with Danner's work, you can just hear her say that, can't you? (Us; photo: Val Malone/WireImage)

Secrets and Lies

Yesterday, Britney's falsified diet "secret" was on the cover of OK! magazine. Now her alleged "secret" weekend with Kevin Federline is on the cover of Star. Reports to the mag say that the ex-couple got together at Easter and the reunion went so well that K-Fed wanted "to take Britney on a secret getaway to see if there is anything to salvage between them" and she's purported to have told him she'd be ready to go whenever he was. If any of this is actual, don't you hope his intentions are true and not a K-scam to get more money out of Spears? (Star)

Bigfoot Touched Him Inappropriately

Virginia child molester claims he was molested as a child himself – by Bigfoot. Can anyone prove he wasn't? (Heckler Spray)

The Heat Over Heath

In the tumult over Heath Ledger's will, members of his family are claiming the actor fathered a child with a 25-year-old woman when he was a 17-year-old student in Perth, and the girl was raised by the woman and her boyfriend. "Everyone lived under the assumption that [the child] was the daughter of the mother's boyfriend and that is how she has been brought up," said a family source. But Ledger's uncle, Haydn Ledger, says there's a "real possibility" that Heath is the father. The late Ledger, who drew up his will in April, 2003, before the birth of his daughter with Michelle Williams, left no provision for either of them, listing only his parents, his sister, and half sisters as beneficiaries. If the claim about the other child is true, reports an Australian news source, it could split his multimillion-dollar estate between his two daughters.

Up in the Air

Will Hayden Christensen be playing the young Superman in Justice League: Mortal? Will there even be a Justice League: Mortal? (Cinema Blend)

Gossip, Girl

Defamer wonders if JC Chasez and Chace Crawford are, in the words of 30 Rock's Judah Friedlander, "just two straight guys who want to enjoy each other's bodies," or something more.

Lohan Mouths Off

What's interesting about the story in The Sun today that reports Lindsay Lohan allegedly screamed at Calum Best over the phone for letting that clip of her blowing him end up on the internet is that it was proven days ago that the girl in the sex tape is not actually Lindsay but some anonymous other chick. "It's everywhere now, all over the net, everyone's seen it, how fucking could you?" she is said to have yelled at her ex. Which begs the question, What the fuck? Maybe it is her.

More Tomfoolery

Just when you'd forgotten all about those parodies of Tom Cruise's cuckoo Scientology rant, here's the best one of all. Tom Cruise is eternal. (t/y David)

Is This Lindsay Lohan?

(Gossip Rocks via celebitchy)

Lezzy Lohan

What's this then? Lindsay Lohan wearing a ring with the initials SR? A "friendship" ring, maybe, from her buddy Samantha Ronson, the famously lesbian deejay who infamously and allegedly left that cocaine in Lohan's car last year? Are they yodeling in the canyon? (Allie Is Wired; t/y Lindsey)

Sad Day

Earlier we learned Guy and Madonna may be separating, now it's possible that 16-year-old impregnated celebrity sister Jamie Lynn Spears is breaking up with her 19-year-old impregnator, Casey Aldridge. According to a PageSix.com report, the couple is "on the outs right now, but not officially over yet." (Photo: INFDaily)

The Seven-Year Ditch?

Guy Ritchie was conspicuously absent from Madonna's Raising Malawi charity drive at the United Nations last month and from her Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame induction last week at the Waldorf, and both London tabs The Sun and the News of the World are saying it's because their seven-year marriage is seriously on the rocks, that they're no longer in love and are living in separate wings of their London house. A source told the NY Post that Madonna "lost respect for Ritchie when she found out he had embellished his past. Far from the tough, working-class London dude he adoringly echoed in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, he's actually a privileged prep-school boy who chose to affect a gangland accent and walk." Madge mouthpiece Liz Rosenberg, however, says, "All is well and wonderful in the Ritchie household." (Page Six)

Tab Stars Broadway Bound

First Nicole Richie was asked to star in Chicago on Broadway, now Kevin Federline might be heading to the Great White Way to play three roles in Legally Blonde. According to a friend, he's got the support of Britney's parents, Jamie and Lynne, and he'd like to take Sean and Jayden with him if he goes to New York in September. “This is his chance to show the world what he can do,” said a source. Hasn't he done that already? (Us; photo: Jordan Strauss/Wire Image)

Like We Didn't See That Coming

Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston are currently playing husband and wife on the set of their film Marley and Me. "The hugging didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling," a crew member told Star magazine.

Suspicious Minds

Lisa Marie Presley, apres lunch with friends at the Farmers Market in LA. Presley has confirmed she's pregnant with husband Michael Lockwood's child, which puts rumors of her massive weight gain to rest: It's simply a petite baby bump greatly exaggerated. (Photo: Eagle Press via Daily Mail)

His Own Private I Dunno

Whoa. Keanu Reeves outside his West Hollywood gym, possibly getting in shape for Parker Posey, whom they're saying is his new squeeze after someone spotted him and her sharing a seat the other night at the Chateau Marmont. But of course that's not all they say. (Photo: Superior Pics via Teddy & Moo)

Yep, She's Ellen

Did Juno This About Ellen Page?

That's what we're talking about. Michael Musto is speculating on his La Daily Musto blog that perhaps Ellen Page should have been up for the Best Actor, not Actress, suggesting the Juno star is Lebanese. "Who did she go to the Oscars with?" he writes. "I couldn't tell from the cropped shots of her, but it looked like she was maybe with her mother? For guys, that used to signify 100% gay, but for girls, it might just mean young and/or Canadian – or, um, gay. And then there was the web item saying 'Ellen Page is an out lesbian.'" (La Daily Musto)

Another Baby on the Woodpile

Britney Spears is pregnant with Adnan Ghalib's child. So says Star, who says Ghalib is bragging to friends just short of handing out cigars. Star says Spears is beginning to sho. Star also says a friend of the recently betrothed couple says, "Britney is Adnan's dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he'll be made for life." Like K-Fed. (Photo: WENN)

Naomi Campbell, Mmm Mmm Good

Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized in Sao Paulo, Brazil, and is being treated by one of Brazil's top specialists in infectious diseases, it was reported today. Other than the fact that she's had a small cyst removed from her belly, the hospital's medical staff will not issue any formal or informal information on her condition. Rumors are rampant, though, that she has the flesh-eating disease, which means that in the future after she renders her assistants unconscious with blows from her cellphone, she'll cannibalize them. Unless, of course, we're not understanding the nature of the flesh-eating disease. (CNN)

Of Interest

Hey, when you see them side-by-side like this, it kinda makes sense – they're virtually twins. Do you see it? The hairlines, the chins. But nevertheless, girls everywhere (and a whole lotta boys) are going to hate Bruce's kid even more than they do already when they learn she's as good as dating Orlando Bloom. "The chemistry between them was electric," said someone who saw them making out at Prince's Oscars afterparty. "They were all over each other and didn't seem to care who saw them." (Peeps)

Wanna Date?

Has Beyoncé turned to hooking? (Photo: SplashOnline)

Liar Liar

It looks as if Obama fans can rest easy. Larry Sinclair, whose lurid allegations via a much-viewed YouTube video (that in 1999 he had performed oral sex on Barack Obama in the back of limo and then later in a hotel room while smoking crack cocaine), have been proven false! The political blog WhiteHouse.com challenged Sinclair to take a polygraph test to back up his allegations. Sinclair agreed and the test was performed this weekend and both experts hired to analyze the results declared that deception was indicated.

– AguynamedWayne

Besting Sarah

You knew Jimmy Kimmel wasn't going to let girlfriend Sarah Silverman get off scott free with her "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" video. You knew there'd be blood. And now he's gone out and two-timed Silverman with Damon's boyfriend Ben Affleck, filmed highlights of the romance, and amassed a "We Are the World"-worthy group of celebrities (from Brad Pitt to Robin Williams) as witnesses to the deed. The video aired last night on Kimmel's post-Oscars show. Hilarious and then some. (via Towleroad)

Senator On The Down Low?

The now much viewed video in which Larry Sinclair claims to have performed oral sex on Barack Obama in the back of a limo, and later in a hotel room while smoking crack cocaine, is starting to cause quite a stir in the blogosphere. Mr Sinclair claims to have made the incendiary video because the Obama campaign and the mainstream media stifled his efforts to tell his story. He also offers to take a polygraph test to prove he is telling the truth, and asks that Obama do the same. Right or wrong, you can expect to hear more about this...

– AguynamedWayne

Gandhi-Man

Only the WOW Report has this EXCLUSIVE! scoop from the set of Spider-Man 4, currently shooting in a top secret location. And by the looks of it, Columbia Pictures went with the controversial decision to cast Ben Kingsley as the amazing webslinger.

– Steven Corfe (photo by Lasse Skovgaard)

Teenage Suicide: Don't Do It

In a phenomenon eerily reminiscent of the 1989 movie Heathers, only much less funny, a 17th teenager has been discovered hanging in the Bridgend area of South Wales. Like many of the other 16 suicide victims, Jenna Parry had her own page on teenage social networking site Bebo. Police will examine this and other websites on her computer for clues, but early indications suggest that there are no immediate links between her death and a known controversial website that advocates suicide. While police maintain that there are no links between the 16 previous suicides in the area, locals fear otherwise. Developing. (Source)

Of Interest II

A puffy, alcohol-bloated Britney Spears in April last year; a puffy, alcohol-bloated Nikki Hilton last week.

On The Blog

A year ago to the day, we ran this EXCLUSIVE! feature on the WOW Report:

Only the WOW Report has this exclusive photo taken after Bahamas police today discovered five-month-old Dannielynn in the microwave oven in Smith's bedroom. "Six more seconds and she would have been done," said a spokesman for Howard K Stern.

Yep, it's still as tasteless as it was back then.

Barroness?

When I was in Vegas over New Year's I met a guy who SWORE to me that he had just been partying with Paris Hilton and her little brother Barron, and that Barron was a BIG LADY! YES! In fact, the two of them had "fooled around," and the next morning, my friend woke up wearing Barron's clothes, whatever that implies. I just thought I would throw that little story out there in light of today's news of his arrest. Plus, he's awfully cute, so I HOPE it's true.

– James St James

Who You Calling 'Mo, Moe?

Anna Nicole Smith's longtime bodyguard, "Big" Moe Brighthaupt, is turning from Chatty Cathy to Maggie Maligner, now saying his employer thought of Larry Birkhead as a mere sperm donor: "First of all, she liked men that was wealthy. That's no secret. She told me that he was a homosexual. She knew deep down that he didn't want to be with her."

Crazy Talk

The View, TV's morning hen party that, sadly, kick-starts daily brain activity of most American housewives, took up the issue of Britney Spears' mental issues today. And who better to deal with mental issues than a panel of ladies that includes someone who thinks the earth is flat and only 6,000 years old. Lead hen Barbara Walters, who's talked to most of the world's leaders over the last century, paid close attention to what Britney's sketchy (at best) houseguest Sam Lutfi had to say and reported it on the show, all the while mispronouncing his name. Click here to view The View. (via HuffPo)

Baby Shambles

According to a very long sob story 20-year-old virgin Laura McLaughlin gave to the News of the World, she claims she was knocked up in October by 28-year-old junkie musician Pete Doherty during a "sex-fueled weekend" in her hotel room in London's Knightsbridge. Her tale of the Babyshambles frontman taking her virginity is shot with intimate details of his tender lovemaking, but Doherty's spokesman says, "Pete says he doesn't know who this girl is."

Whoa Nelly!

It looks like Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee's halo might be slipping, and his homophobic horns are starting to show. It's being reported that Mr Huckabee directly equated homosexuality with bestiality in a recent interview. But I have to say that, judging from the way the ex-governor of Arkansas seems to look so longingly at livestock, I'm beginning to think the man doth protest too much!

– AguynamedWayne

Kidman's Kid: Who's She Kidding?

Surreally weird actress Nicole Kidman, amid vehement insistence from her camp that she's not pregnant with Keith Urban's kid, has just dropped out of the Weinstein movie The Reader because, according to an insider, she's "so concerned about the welfare of her unborn child that she’s taking a break from her film career and has dropped out of the film." And a source at Vanity Fair was overheard talking about moving up a photo shoot with Kidman for its annual Hollywood issue because it's likely the clothes picked for her won't fit much longer. And still her spokespeople say that word of her pregnancy is "unreliable gossip." (Page Six)

Pap Smear