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Award-winning pornographer Phil ST John, known for his unique-for-the-genre film-noir style, now has a NSFW website and blog at philstjohnxxx.com. The site's loaded with free content and features all of ST John's recent films, with "lick-by-lick" synopses, reviews, screen grabs, trailers, and more. Some of ST John's mainstream works are in the collections of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences, the New York Public Library, and UCLA's Legacy Collection. ST John is the only American Film Institute Fellow working in the gay adult industry. Full of cool-boy art, filthy Phil's website is a "gourmand's purveyor of hot homo smut," he says. (See also)

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• The Top 10 Causes of World Destruction in Movies. (Yahoo; t/y Billy)

• One Day Poem Pavilion. Amazing time-lapse experience. (t/y Pam)

• Eddie Murphy Raw – all of it. (I Heart Chaos)

• A lot of euphemisms for male masturbation. Really. A lot. (Dribbleglass)

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• Top 15 Google Street View Sightings. (Mashable; t/y Steven)

• Top Five Masturbation Techniques. (Co-ed Magazine)

• The 5 Most Amazing Real Life MacGyver Moments. (Cracked)

• Marbles, a game. (Netives)

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• The Bizarre History of 10 Common Sayings. Short hairs not what you think. (Cracked)

• The Web's 10 Most Hated People. We didn't make this list because we're on Radar's New Radicals list. (Radar)

• The 7 Wonders of the Male World. Straight male world. (Bugehoobs)

• Ooooh, pretty. SubmarineChannel. (t/y Ted)

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• The 12 Most Painful Movie Castrations Ever. (OMG Horror)

• The 10 Greatest Celebrity Renditions of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." (All Balls)

• The 5 Most Ridiculous Lies You Were Taught in History Class. (Cracked)

• The 7 Video Game Currencies Stronger than the US Dollar. (Maxim)

• The entire Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters – for nothin'. (Adult Swim)

• Socialite Slapdown. Don't ask. (t/y Steven)

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• World's hardest game? (Chillout Zone)

• 10 Fascinatingly Atypical "Curb Your Dog" Signs. (The MishMash)

• The Storker Project. "If while passing by one you feel strange sensations in your nipples or fingertips, adopt the infant, breast feed, and give it plenty of TLC." (via Golden Fiddle)

• Tired of dating? Six websites for pre-ordering a European bride. (Cracked)

• Does Björk sound better when sung by other people? Possibly Maybe. (via OMG Blog)

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• Cho-mo? Taylor-made? A dictionary of prison slang in case you're not a Hilton. (Felonious Ramblings)

• 50 words women hate, not including the name of this site: Holy Taco

• Don't just play with your food. (Snurfy; t/y Eduardo)

• No need to give the dog a bone; he already has one. The 10 (arguably) Greatest Videos of Dogs Humping People. (Unibrow)

• The Never Ending Level Game. (Chilloutzone)

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• Six things that resemble the Death Star. You'd be surprised.

• Shift. A game.

• How to turn your iPod into a taser. Easy-steps video.

Marmaduke Explained

Marmaduke does not want to eat a bowl of Daug Food-brand dog food,
which he considers to be distasteful. Marmaduke's owner-man tells
Marmaduke it would be in his best interests to develop a taste for the
food, as Owner-Man bought a very large quantity of the product and has
thus committed Marmaduke to several weeks worth of Daug Food
meals.

(More at Marmaduke Explained; via BWE.TV)

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How to make bacon cups. From the good people at not martha. (t/y Eduardo)

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Some of the entries to Cracked's photoshop contest, "Inappropriate Children's Book Covers." The editors apologize for being "tragically, horribly wrong" in having the idea.

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The completely unfunny Garfield comic strip takes on an esoteric, intellectual, and conceptual direction once the Garfield element is removed. And is still not funny. (Lots more at garfield minus garfield)

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• Little Aaron Carter busted for drugs.
• Big Jennifer Lopez gives birth to a boy and a girl.
• Huge in Ukraine - Jessica Simpson.
• Longer Sex And The City movie trailer released.

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• Preggers-with-twins Angelina Jolie has nosebleed and faints on flight.
• Jessica Alba having two brown babies.
• Jennifer Lopez checks into hospital to birth her duo.
• Gay man in Los Angeles area has twin sex fantasy.

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• Gene Simmons' sex tape hits the webs.
• The Boleyn Girls make out.
• Christina Aguilera has new mommy boobies.
• Britney doesn't wear panties. But you knew that already.

Prickly Pair

So that cute hedgehog-eating-a-kumquat video sparked a whole frenzy of questions here in the World of Wonder office. Why is someone holding a baby hedgehog in the palm of their hand? Can you buy hedgehogs? How much are they? Can we get a WOW office hedgehog, pleeeease? After much research, here is a condensed lowdown on hedgehogs-as-pets:

• Hedgehogs can indeed be purchased as pets; your best bet is a reputable breeder.
• However, the WOW Report obviously endorses hedgehog rescue as the primary means of attaining your spiny mammal.
• Baby hoglets generally cost $200 from breeders.
• Specialist pet shipping companies will happily fly your hedgehog to you via air cargo.
• Hedghogs can be house-trained to use a litter tray. Avoid clumping type cat litter however as it will clump on your hedgehog's genitals.
• Yep, they get cancer.
• Pet hedgehogs generally resent being kept as pets and hate their owners.

Oh and no, we will not be getting a WOW office hedgehog anytime soon. General consensus is there's enough pricks here already.

– Steven Corfe (t/y Tom)

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The papercuts of Peter Callesen. Magic from one sheet of paper. (t/y Steven)

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• Rosie's Vagina, the unmistakable scent of feminism. (t/y Eduardo)

• The Brick Testament, illustrated in Lego. (t/y Wendy)

• Must be the vodka. Sneezl. (t/y Eduardo)

• Isabella Rossellini does bug porn. (t/y Chris)

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"I know how much everyone there liked Ball Touch (and, you know, balls in general)," says former WOW employee Ted Kupper, "so i thought they might also like this game, where you try to make your balls as big as possible." Boy, do we ever! Click here for Filler: a Game.

Well, Is It or Isn't It?

This site is "flat out" hilarious. (t/y Tom)

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Faces in Places. Great fun. (t/y Eduardo)

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Click here and start clicking. Not exactly a game, but playful.

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• This is cool. And by cool we mean warm. Quiltsrÿche Evil Rock Quilts by Boo Davis are customized bed throws with sinister sewn into the seams. (t/y Ed)

• Since you were failing anyway, don't you wish you'd written stuff like this on your paper? Maybe you did. Funny student exam answers. (t/y Ed)

• When Ted Kupper was an assistant techie at WOW we used to ask him every now and then to get us a game off his website Evil TV to post here on Sitings. He doesn't work here anymore, so we just pilfered a game off his site. It's a good one, a self-explanatory exercise called Touch the Bubbles. (t/y Ted)

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• Radio Free Everywhere. TUN3R is a wall of hundreds of thumbnails, each one a radio station somewhere in the world, with playlists included. Just tune in and drop out. Very cool.

• The Gay Chicken. Hear it. Fear it. (t/y Eduardo)

• Ye Olde Photoshoppe.

• Donald Gunn teaches you the 12 master formats of TV advertising. You might not be so fast to fast forward after learning this. (via b3ta)

• Click here, then click where you feel like it.

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• Fifteen unfortunately placed ads. Unless you think Terri Schiavo and Albert Einstein are on the same page. Then it's only 14. (Oddee; t/y Nick)

• American history on your bumper. Presidential candidates' campaign logos from 1960 to 1980. The old red, white, and blah. (4President; t/y Tom)

• Warning: This Stunt Dirt Bike game could give you engina.

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• Bones Thugs N eHarmony. After a day of tiresome drive-bys, a thug likes 2 chill and kick it on a romantic evening with his boi. If he has one. That's where Gay Thug Dating comes in, aight? Thousands of str8t-acting singles are looking to get busy, y'all. (t/y Eduardo)

• Music video from Verka Serduchka, the Ukranian Cinderella. No expense was spared. (via Popbitch.com)

• A little dab'll do ya. "Vulva Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure." Shake gently, apply frugally to the back of your hand, go nuts. (t/y Eduardo)

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• The sitting cage. Severe claustrophobia right out in the open.

• If your vacation plans this year include the Arctic – say, Sanikiluaq, Nunavut – let us recommend the Amaulik Hotel.

• Star Shine. Like shooting fish in a barrel, only it's stars in a circle. And the music will cleanse your chakra. Or make you insane.

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• Three internet porn clips narrated for the blind. Must be heard to be seen. Your choice: Cum Overload, All Internal, or Eighth Street Latinas. (t/y Eduardo)

• Planet Hiltron.com is almost like real life. (t/y Brent)

• Whorl of Wonder. New York magazine takes the guesswork out of gaydar. Turns out detecting gays is an exact science. (via !! omg !!)

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• Overheard in New York. Oh, really? We, for one, don't believe any of these soundbites are authentic. A little too polished, like Vaudeville routines. But they're funny. (t/y Eduardo)

• Hey, it's the fun version of "I Get a Kick Out of You" from Jayne County and the Star Spangles – like any version wouldn't be fun.

• The Presse a Canard is a duck crusher costing thousands of dollars if you can find one. It's essential for canard a la rouennaise, or duck in blood sauce, the preparation of which makes squirrel catapulting seem like a petting zoo. (t/y Eduardo)

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• Laboratory glare tests of Polaroid sunglasses. To the casual observer it might just look like lobbing cake, Jell-O, kittens, and water balloons at girls with tennis racquets.

• The 30-Second Bunnies Theatre Library is a catalogue of your favorite movies, from Casablanca to Reservoir Dogs, reenacted by animated bunnies in half a minute. (t/y Billy)

• They came out to play. Famous gays. You know 'em, you love 'em. (t/y Pam)

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• Is Robert Palmer alive? Is Estelle Getty? Find out if that special someone is still breathing at Dead or Alive. Looking up your own name is not recommended. (t/y Brent, still alive)

• Check your mate's underwear for semen with the CheckMate Semen and "Sperm" Detection Test Kit. Invisible traces of dried semen can be discovered easily for up to two years. (t/y Nick)

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• It's like eBay, only gay, so they call it eGay. And it's English. So you can just imagine. (t/y Brent)

• 20 Rockin' Gay Moments. The staff of Spinner chooses the "out-loud-and-proudest" milestsones in rock 'n' roll. Anyone remember Tom Robinson?

• How many human eyeballs can fit into a 600cc breast implant? You've often wondered. Weird Converter will give you that answer, plus lots of others. (t/y Beau)

Hooked on the Pipe

Cleaner, that is. Pipe cleaner. And it's just as addictive. This fierce little white man gets down as you slide your mouse over the keyboard. We suggest you choose musical selection E or F. And set aside about 20 minutes of your weekend. Click here. (via b3ta)

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• Google image label guessing game, in which you and a random partner earn points and help the mighty search engine with its Image Search. Not unlike but more fun than internet dating. (via b3ta)

• Want to give Pixel some compo? Create your own cartoon character and see it animated before your very eyes. You are, undoubtedly, a regular Picasso.

• Hamster toss game. Don't tell PETA.

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• Nine things Maddox learned about the world according to anonymous stock photo models.

• You thought paying for utilities was unpleasant? Try connecting water, gas, and electricity to the three houses in this puzzle.

• Supposedly, six are under 30, seven are single, and all are attractive (but beauty's in the eye of the stockholder). Forbes' 10 Hottest Billionaire Heiresses. Or Billionheiresses.

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• Passive-aggressive notes. Perhaps yours is here.
• A personal blog about addiction and recovery: Out of the White.
• Prada all over the place. It's not just expensive clothes anymore.

(t/y Eduardo)

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• Enjoy interactive activity at Preconstruction, Dr Doglin's mysterious private clinic inside this Hotel. It's like something by Pina Bausch.

• Samorost 1 is a surreal adventure that takes place on a space rock and has an interesting soundtrack, though the adventure itself takes a while to grab you. Click on the tower to start. (t/y Noah)

• Also somewhat freakish, My Twinn is where you can order up an eerie likeness of your child or young friend in doll form. Rockabye and good God!

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• Acrobats. After about three minutes, you'll believe they really are three-armed pets. What to do with them is another thing.

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• Out's Power 50 list of the Most Powerful Gay Men and Women in America. Some you didn't know. (t/y Liz)
• Girls Gone Wild gone wild: Christian, goth, blind, Third World, six more – not all girls. (t/y Eduardo)
• The Planet Green Game, the one you don't know about because the URL is printed at the bottom of the Starbucks receipt you throw into the hole where people pour off some of their coffee to make room for milk.

I Saw You

Missed Connections in comic form. Poignant. (More at Flickr; t/y Nick)

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• Planet Unicorn. You will believe. (t/y Chris)

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When you tire of Guess-the-Google, try Montage-a-Google. We Googled the subjects Paris, crowd, dots, and Julie Christie to get the montages above and were not unhappy with the results. Click images to enlarge.

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George Lange flipbook photo slideshow, with music. (t/y Nick)

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• Teddy Babes. You don't need to inflate or use a heating pad to warm up a Teddy Babe and she can withstand and recover from an estimated 500 pounds of pressure. Can the same be said for you? (t/y Eduardo)
• What do windmills, trust funds, dinghies, U-boats, and Davey & Goliath have in common? If your answer is "Huh?" click here to find out.
• Annoy your loved ones tonight by ignoring them for the maddeningly hypnotic old-school games Simon and Tetris. Just say "Yes, dear" every 20 minutes or so.

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• You might want to change your travel plans after consulting this world map of active disasters. Seriously. (t/y Eduardo)
• Ant War. It's a game, but we don't have the patience.
• Speaking of active disasters, don't think what's in these cute little packets is either sushi, candy, or brightly colored plastic toys. (t/y Eduardo)

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• Old man with a horn. (t/y Eduardo)
• African kings put the silly fashion weeks in Paris, Milan, New York, and Los Angeles to shame. Big time. (via b3ta)
• Soft-porn sculpture from Love Land, a huge theme park in South Korea. (t/y Eduardo)
• Famous cousins who married cousins. One is, of course, Jerry Lee Lewis, but another is Rudy Giuliani.
• The Turtle Kid. Pointillism schmointillism, this three-year-old artist puts Seurat to shame. Small time. (t/y Steven)

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• House(wives) of Wax. Old mannequin heads with glass eyes and realistic teeth. Photographer Barbara Abel calls them Tragic Beauties. We call them disturbing.
• "Soupy George" by 7 Seconds of Love, from the rather good folks at rathergood.com. In the pop world, soup is soup but it's also art.

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All via b3ta:

• Know your bands by their members' first names? Like Chaim, Paul, Eric, and Tommy? Take the quiz.
• Running from the camera. If you do it once, it's a snapshot. If you do it more than three times, it's your art.
• Alpha Betty and friends? Naked ladies made entirely from letters of the alphabet and punctuation marks. Studio Pin-Ups is a calendar.

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• Ring, ring: It's not for you. Seven high-tech cellphones you can't buy.
• Living in the carpoof lane. Gaywheels.com is a website for gays in the automotive industry. Nice chassis, leather interior.
• 5ives. Many lists of five things.
• 10 kick-ass opening-credit movie sequences at laboratory101.com. (via BWE)

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• Helsinki-based artist Rami Niemi and his Nuggets of Manly Advice.
• Cute Things Falling Asleep. Says it all.
• The photos that stripped Miss Nevada of her title! All in one place, and they'll always be here when (and if) you need them again. (Splash News Online)
• Fish 'n Flush. One's a noun, the other's a verb. (t/y Pam)

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• The 40 Best Celebrity Rumors Ever. Jim Morrison is alive? And why is the Danny Thomas sandwich #2 on the menu at Canter's? (via Nerve)
• Top 10 Sex Toy Patents. Elaborate. (via Masturbate for Peace)
• Street installations. A kind of tramped l'oeil. (t/y Nick)
• On the fist day of Christmas, A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting makes a lovely gift for that especially hard-to-buy-for someone. Think Chanukah bush. (via b3ta)

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• Laughing Inside. Digital greeting cards for pretty much all occasions.
• Tim Hunkin, man of all trades.
• The Warholizer turns you and your friends into works of art. It's pop-o-matic. (t/y Eduardo)
• Listen to some tunes on Billy Idol's MySpace.

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• Punk girls getting pillow-slammed. Not so fluffy.
• Stanza. Why has it taken so long for us to discover this?
• Her secret past. So past it's vintage.
• 'Tis the season for Peanuts. See what happens when the tiny tots get mashed up with the Marvel Comics gang.

(t/y Nick)

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• 20 works of art you should see before you die. So we suggest you stop the slideshow at 19. (t/y Nick)
• Dice Wars will captivate you almost as much as Risk.
• The Top 50 Music Videos of 2006, chosen by the good people at docopenhagen. All 50 are YouTubed for your convenience. Some delightful surprises, like #11. (t/y Nick)
• Kill the albino vampire baby freaks to score points in this simple game. Simply thrilling, that is.

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• The game of Puki. At the space station, the once-cute-and-harmless Puki pets get exposed to Gamma rays and become little beasts hungry for blood.
• Should you be laughing at this? Scenes from a book. (via b3ta)
• A game of follow the leader – with cats. Cool music.

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• 17 of the world's smallest things you have no use for. Very tiny. So very tiny.
• Very cool. Goggles, the Google maps flight simulator. Did we say very cool? We meant very cool. (t/y Justin)

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• Art Army action figures. Very alivelike. (t/y Chris)
• Computer "magic" Java Trick. So much like an endless ride on a carousel, you could puke. But in a good way. (t/y Eduardo)

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• Cube World, the next step up from those Tamagotchi pets, is an interactive community of pixellated stick people who live, play, and drop in on each other – from cube to cube. (t/y Eduardo)
• Mansion Impossible, a real-estate game in which you buy and sell houses to beat the market. (t/y Eduardo)
• Bin there, done that? Not like this. Get the ball into the bin at Binball Wizard. (t/y Eduardo)

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