The Fab Five Minus Four

In regard to that post we had earlier today concerning Bravo's search for very young homosexuals to fill some sort of junior Fab Five cast-in-progress, we think that hilarious, industrious, camera-ready, and totally adorable 13-year-old Brandon Casabonne from Party Party's first episode, though he's not gay, would make a perfect candidate and if we were producing such a show we'd sign him to a contract without even asking for an audition. He's what we call "gay adjacent," meaning he's got the sensibility of a gay (he makes his own line of skin care products, called Rustic Elements, bakes cakes and pies, loves scrapbooking, and advises his older sister on fashion) but not the sexuality. (Watch the clip)

Meanwhile, don't miss another episode of WOW's Party Party, which is like effing buried treasure the way Bravo schedules it. Gay weddings episode this Saturday at 11AM (with the nudist), and bar/bat mitzvahs premieres on Tuesday at midnight (oy, the kvetching).

(Previously)

The Man Who's Nude Too Much

"I love being naked," says Jeff, a construction manager. "I love walking around the house totally nude. I just love being free." Free, but not single. Jeff's getting married to Jonathan, a publicist, on the Gay Weddings episode of WOW's Bravo series, Party Party. "Jeff's a nudist, by the way," says Jonathan, in case it isn't obvious. We show you this webisode because it contains material that was cut from the show because, um, Jeff's a nudist and is running around with his junk out. The episode premieres at 12AM on Tuesday ("and the fabulous Sweet 16 episode is airing 4PM this Sunday," says a rankled Randy Barbato. "Party Party is the GEM you need to DIG FOR in the Bravo schedule!"). Anyway, check out this clip.

Corker

Amanda Lepore has not only debuted on ITunes recently with remixes of "My Hair Looks Fierce" and "Champagne," but also the latter platter is featured briefly in tonight's episode of WOW's Party Party series on Bravo. The iTunes Music Store has all you need to know about Amanda's music offerings and this press release is just the candy coating. In an iTunes review, a fan says David LaChapelle's muse and drop-dead diva has "a luring voice, reminicant of Lauren Bacall." We'd have said Humphrey Bogart, but that's just us. See for yourself. Or rather, listen.

Island Princess

Party Party's Sweet 16 episode airs tonight on Bravo at midnight (see schedule) and stars Jessica Hennedy. Jessica lives in Staten Island, New York, and is Staten Island to the max. Think Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny. She's salty sweet and enjoys all things girly, says Party Party producer Robin Nelson. The teenager dressed up like a princess for her Sweet 16, with a tiara, white gloves, a gigantic dress, and huge hair. Says Jessica: "It was like Oh my God, oh my God! You couldn't even describe the feeling. It was like, you know, something that you've been dreaming of came true. I was just so happy. I was just so, like, blown away." (Listen to Jessica here)