Fly Girl

Really, we can't comment on this clip other than to say just how much we miss Moye Ishimoto around the WOW offices. It's as if we're wading around in dark water without her.

Chants of a Lifetime

Our friend Moye, pretending she is happy, shows off a gift of pumpkin jellies she just received from her former employers. Note the corporate ID attached to her sweater, weighing her down. As she gave us a tour of her new digs, we could see in her eyes and hear in her voice a quiet cry for help. It went, "HELP ME! PLEASE HELP ME!" Look closely, past the smile – can you hear it?

– Randy Barbato

Meaningless Post #1

I think I am coming down with a cold. In the heat of the Los Angeles summer.

That is all.

-moye

NEW! Ask an Asian Girl

Welcome to "Ask an Asian Girl." I know I have some very big shoes to fill after Nicole's "Ask a Black Girl," but we had a very long discussion about this, and I realized that with the amount of racial discrimination in this country (and online), someone ought to keep up the hard work of creating dialogue between racial lines to deconstruct the institutionalized disenfranchisement that affects the minority diaspora of America. Or something like that. Plus, Nicole's too busy keeping the company running. (Actually, Saban just wants me to do his work for him. He says I should stop obsessing over Andy Samberg.) [Ed note: Yeah, but now Saban has to do extra work by typing this note to say that he did not tell Asian Girl that about Samberg, whom he loves a lot.]

Dear black girl,
Why sistas don't want a cool nygga thenn complain about they loser boyfriend/baby daddy? And why 90 percent of black chicks in my city is hoes? if that ur pic ur ass is phat damn!
Dirtyjoe

Okay, first off, you should stop using the n-word. That's a very offensive term for African-Americans and judging from your writing skills, I'm guessing you're some white boy from New Jersey who thinks he's being funny by attempting to speak in ebonics. Well, I'm all for supporting ebonics as a valid language with its own linguistic system, but dude, don't. Even. TRY. And no one uses the word "phat" anymore. Poser.

Dear Asian Girl,
What is it like to be part of the supeior race?
Kevin

It's awesome! But as we all know, with great power comes great responsibility. And by great power, I mean the inherent ability to invent increasingly miniscule and highly efficient electronic technology, and by great responsibility, I mean teaching everyone else in the world how to use it. With lots and lots of ninjas. Everywhere.