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• Heath Ledger's parents and three sisters, who were bequeathed the late actor's entire estate worth around $20 million, have given it all to Matilda Rose, Ledger's daughter with actress Michelle Williams.

• Jersey boy Frankie Valli left a $1,000 tip for a $14 martini. The bartender was just too good to be true.

• Longtime TV staple Heather Locklear was arrested yesterday in Santa Barbara County on suspicion of driving while impaired. She was held overnight and released today.

• Scarlett Johansson is no longer available, you poor deluded fools who thought you had a chance. She and Ryan Reynolds just tied the knot last night at a wilderness resort outside Vancouver. Jessica Alba also not available.

• The Hills' Audrina Patridge was gifted with a $22,000 diamond Igal Haimov watch just for showing up at a luncheon.

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