September 10, 2008
Hole-y Apocalypse!
OMG! WE'RE ALL STILL ALIVE! I must admit I was a little worried for a while there. We were all supposed to be swallowed by a big black hole this morning. Or weren't you paying attention TO THE END OF THE WORLD? Now, I've been following this story for a while and, from what I can understand, the CERN laboratories in Switzerland or Sweden or maybe Norway made a hydro-accelerator thing that would make a little big bang (HA! OXYMORON ALERT!) and show us all how the universe was made. Unless it accidentally swallowed us whole. Or hurled us into an alternate dimension. Or blew us all up. Which would be really sad. I mean, think about it. REALLY think about all the things we'd miss: No more Cody Linley. No more waffles. No more waffles with Cody Linley. No more "Dollypop" show this Friday at the World of Wonder Storefront Gallery (8PM to midnight). No more Daily Freak Show. EVER. Well how awful! Thank GOD we're still here today! YAY!
– James St James
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