David Archuleta: "Crush"

Here's the cheesy new video for David Archuleta's "Crush," which is doomed from the start when he's seen playing a piano perched inexplicably at the end of a dock, straight out of Music Videos for Dummies. And after watching it twice, we still can't figure out who exactly he has the crush on. You figure it's the girl, right?

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