From Lothar With Love

Tim Hancock writes:

I have never met Sinead O'Connor.When her marriage to John Reynolds broke down, I wasn't there. When her latest album reached a high of 157 in the UK charts, I felt nothing. Sinead O'Connor doesn't even live in my flat.

So my flatmate and I were surprised to receive a letter asking the woman in question for her autograph. Mr Lothar Panhans of Germany has obviously convinced himself that the bipolar Irelander resides at least a little at our address, which I have to say I refute in the strongest terms.

Inside the typewritten envelope was a card for the baldy lady to autograph with "SINEAD O'CONNOR" handwritten at the top, a self-addressed envelope, and a postal order to pay for her signature to be sent back to Berlin.

Finally, there was a letter... which you can read after the jump.

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