Consumable Costumes

Funny, we'd have thought Pottery Barn would make cunning costumes like, say, teapots, lamps, and end tables, or invented a magical gay interior decorator character named Harry Pottery Barn, instead of these bland fast-food burgers, dogs, and fries, which ironically don't even tie in to Barn stock items like plates, flatware, and table linens. Still, we suppose the idea of dressing up like giant products that can lead to obesity and death is way scary. (Pottery Barn; t/y Fenton)

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