Charlie and Brooke: Two and a Half Couple

While his bitter ex, Denise Richards, is still fixated on his penis and the sperm that flows from it, Charlie Sheen has been getting on with his life and getting it on with his girlfriend. He and Brooke Mueller will be tying the knot tonight and Mueller might already be pregnant. Richards has been told of the nups (Charlie wanted his daughters to be invited), but not the location. "Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew," imagines the NY Daily News' Rush & Molloy. At least that would spice up one of Richards' pointless and boring reality show episodes..

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