May 28, 2008
Itemizing
• The George Clooney-Sarah Larson romance is over and they've gone their separate ways. "The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down," said a blabbermouth close to the couple.
• Ex Sex Pistols star Johnny Rotten wants to write a song for Britney Spears. "She's been hurt," he said. "And hurt is the root core essence of good music." Root, core, and essence, Johnny? Well, overkill was the root core essence of punk, if we remember.
• Malawi's high court has approved Madonna's application to adopt David Banda, the African child who's been living in the Ritchie household for almost two years.
• A nanny reveals to Star magazine the scandalous pizza-and-chocolate breakfasts, the dart-gun wars, the midnight baths, the cacophony of different languages, and the general atmosphere of chaos in the Brad and Angelina household.
• Dunkin' Donuts pulled spokesperson Rachael Ray's most recent commercial when it was discovered she was wearing what looked like a keffiyeh, the traditional scarf of Arab terrorists.
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