Robert Muraine: He Made Memorial Weekend Memoriable

Over the long weekend we, bored but adventurous, watched all two-and-a-half hours of Fellini's 81/2 on DVD again – but this time in Italian without the distraction of English subtitles and, intermittently accessing the commentary, learned that the beautiful Anouk Aimee had her long and luscious eyelashes scissored in an attempt to make her unattractive. We also watched the amazing Robert Muraine's audition on So You Think You Can Dance, our new favorite reality show, which we'll be watching slavishly (if only to see the hilarious judges). We enjoyed Muraine twice: once on TiVo at a friend's house and again when the show was rebroadcast last night. We were sorry we didn't record it so we could watch him again to erase the foul images and voices of both Denise Richards and Dina Lohan from our head after tuning in to the launches of their vulgar reality shows last night. Both came off not only as the media whores they are, but also perhaps as actual whores.

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