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• Lisa Simpson files for divorce.

• A Golden Pacifier for Nicole Richie.

• Scarlett Johansson records owls, claims to be "decent singer."

• Brangelina to spend $20 million on birth of twins.

• Cook tells Archuleta "I love you."

• Pregnant Man to reveal all in a memoir.

• Sadly, no truth to Keanu-Winona romance.

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