Euro-Pap

ABBA, Celine Dion, Julio Iglesias, Olivia Newton-John. They've all represented their (possibly adopted) country at the Eurovision Song Contest. And while this year's edition of the annual Pan-Continental Sing-Fest (which will be compulsory Euro-viewing this Saturday) doesn't boast any stars of remotely the same calibre, here are a few highlights anyway.

Clockwise from top left: Ireland's singing turkey puppet Dustin; Latvia's inexplicably pirate-based entry; a self-confessed Estonian "comedy act," Kreisiraadio; and Spanish minimalist electro-rapper and Dennis Hopper lookalike Rodolfo Chikilicuatre.

– Will Brown

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