Just Ask Joey

Dear Joey

I slept with my gym teacher last night. I don't know why, I just did. There's just something about 47-year-old women in sweat suits that just does it for me. I mean it was fucking ridiculous. I've never seen a women, or anyone for that matter, bend the way she did. It was crazy. And the stuff she did with her tongue. I'll keep it PG for all your underage readers. Anyway, I'm kind of worried that she might be pregnant. See, normally when I'm doing the nasty I bag it. But this particular situation was a little different. She asked me to go raw, so I did. It was the best sex of my life and I don't have to worry about running the mile this semester in class, but I'm still quite worried. What should I do? I would hate to be the guy who knocked up his gym teacher.

Frantic in Frisco

Dear Frantic

I think the first thing you should do is get that woman a preg test. Keep in mind she is 47 years young and those eggs are most likely dry. Plus, another thing to think about is getting yourself tested for the sexually transmitted D’s. That lady has been around the block and during her “prime years” it was the '70s, and we all know what went down in the '70s. That’s right, I’m talking about sex, ladies and gentlemen.

BUT, this is all moot because everyone knows that female gym teachers are lesbians. Serve.

Joey (t/y LW)

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