A Day Late and a Couple of Stone Short

You'd think that a diet of fried junkie food like this heaping container of fish and chips would add a little heft to Amy Winehouse's skanky frame, but the only part of her that seems to get fat is her hair. Too bad they don't make fleshpieces. The singer skipped visiting imprisoned hubby Blake Fielder-Civil on Sunday to celebrate the first anniversary of their wedding, opting instead to go with her tabloid twin Pete Doherty to a charity football match. She went to see her husband the day after. (Daily Mail; photos: Splash; Rex Features)

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