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May 17, 2008
Quote Unquote
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"There are few things scarier than a 39-year-old single Jewish woman cruising a JDate mixer in $400 Manolo Blahniks that are slicing her feet into pastrami. Except for maybe the 40-year-old male virgin sulking in the corner to a soundtrack of diluted hip-hop spun by a deejay wearing a tri-colored Rasta yarmulke and in desperate need of a bath. I fled that scene like Moses hauling ass out of Egypt." – former High Times publisher and editor of Screw, Mike Edison, in his memoir I Have Fun Everywhere I Go. (Page Six)
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