KFC: Kiss From Chris

The photos last week of Rihanna and Chris Brown making out at a Miami KFC inspired the chicken chain's chief marketing officer to fire off a letter to the "Umbrella" girl: "Clearly, like our founder Colonel Sanders, you two know how to kick it up a few degrees," he wrote. "We could feel the heat – literally – in our restaurant that night. So much so that we'd like to invite you and Chris back to any KFC for a free meal." And if they go at it again when they come in to redeem their bucket o' beaks, he promised that the Colonel will make a donation to the chain's Believe charity for underprivileged kids. (Page Six; photos: Splash News)

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