May 16, 2008
Split Ends: Hairy Breakups

Tony Romo has dumped Jessica Simpson. Seems she couldn't keep her mind on the relationship, knowing that her ex, John Mayer, was diddling so publicly with Jennifer Anniston. And Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson have gone their separate ways, too, even though they were probably not as back-together as it looked after she dumped him that first disastrous time. You know, perhaps if we were dating any one of these four, we could muster more of an interest. Meanwhile, both stories: developing.
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