Shatner: Live Long and Suffer

Taking all those Star Trek groupies to bed back in the day didn't exactly transport William Shatner into outer space, the actor-author says in his new memoir, Up Till Now. It wasn't just the aluminum foil hats chafing his junk; all that screaming annoyed him. Women, fantasizing they were being had by Captain Kirk, would shriek "Beam me up!" and other suchTrekkie lingo. " You can't imagine how much of a downer that is in every sense of the word," Shatner writes. (Contact Music; Shatner photo: Exposay)

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