Either You're In the Club or Urine Outside the Club

Seasons-ago It boy, Fabian Basabe, was arrested Wednesday night for urinating outside a Los Angeles club we've never heard of, the Crown Room (sounds like an airport lounge). When police approached, "he pulled up his pants [they were down? to pee?] and became verbally abusive, really nasty. You know how he can get," said a witness. Cops can be nasty too, so they ran a background check on Basabe and found two license suspensions due to an outstanding Beverly Hills DUI warrant. He was arraigned yesterday and released on $85,000 bail. His lawyer explained to Page Six that the the club was congested (and by "congested" he meant "not letting him in") and "he needed to go to the men's room very badly – he suffers from a bladder problem – and so he went around back to an alley to relieve himself. He was arrested but the only indecent exposure here is his overexposure in the media." Not so much, Shark, those days have sailed.