Soap Oprah

Did anyone watch Barbara try to cry on Oprah? It was pathetic. OMG, I couldn't stop re-winding. Yes, yes, I know all the chatter is about how she dissed about Star Jones and Rosie and her black lover...blah balh blah. The truly revealing moment was Barbara trying to pump some tears out of her totally snatched eyes. Oprah cued her perfectly, and she tried so hard. Really she did. OMG, it's fabulous TV, watching Barbara try to cry! Sell the product sweetie! The best she could do is get misty-eyed recounting her sister's death (and the bad speech that day). Hmmmm. (ABC News)

– Randy Barbato

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