May 6, 2008
Things We Tossed in the Fire
It's a shame Halle Berry can't take her new baby outside the house until someone pays a lot of money to make it worth her while. That poor infant's been saddled with the impossible name of Nahla Ariela Aubry, the middle name destined to be twisted into "areola," if we know our cruel playground kids – and bitchy bloggers. (Photo: FamePictures via Gossip Girls)
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