A-Tisket, A-Tasket

...a red-white-and-blue casket. Bill Bramanti, 67, recently ordered a custom-made Pabst Blue Ribbon-can coffin from Panozzo Bros Funeral Home in Chicago Heights, Illinois. And although it definitely will be the final resting place for his cold dead body, Bramanti figures it'll make a damn fine beer cooler until then. (Fox News)

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