Life in the Toilet

Kory McFarren, who was charged last week with a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult for allowing his girlfriend to sit on his mobile home's toilet for so long that her ass grew around it, was arrested on Sunday for lewd and lascivious behavior after exposing himself to a neighbor's teenage daughter and her friends. Sheesh, all these rules! You can't take a long dump, you can't air out your privates.... In the old days, showing your dick to your neighbor's kids was the main reason you moved into a trailer park. (AP; photo: AP/Lindsey Bauman, FILE)

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