A Disneyland of the Mind

ANNOUNCER: Hey, Britney, you just scored big acing the role of a receptionist on the low-rated CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother! What are you going to do now?

BRITNEY: I'm going to London play Blanche DuBois in the West End revival of A Streetcar Named Desire, y'all

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