Cans N' Roses

The doctor is in(sane). If Axl Rose finally gets his Chinese Democracy album finished (it's been in the works 17 years) and shipped to stores before the end of 2008, the good people at Dr Pepper will send a free can of soda to everyone in America. Everyone in America. Except for the Axl-estranged Slash and Buckethead. "It took a little patience for us to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, so we completely understand and empathize with Axl's question for the perfect album," said a company spokesperson. (Page Six)