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• A security lapse on Facebook allowed users to access huge libraries of private photographs, including one of Paris Hilton drinking beer with her friends. Shocking.

• Denise Richards has officially dropped Sheen as a surname, although we don't recall her ever using it.

• The Miss Bimbo internet game encourages girls as young as six to use Bimbo dollars to buy their virtual characters breast implants and keep them skinny with extreme diets. There's been some outcry. In udder news, a real-life cheerleader died during breast-augmentation surgery.

• Oregon man who miscarried triplets is pregnant again.

• After being on the air for 71 years, the soap opera Guiding Light has none of its original cast members extant and is now able to streamline its production without fear of crusty oldtimers getting in the way.

• People who send excessive texts and emails may have a mental illness, claims a report in the American Journal of Psychiatry, which can be contacted at appi@psych.org.

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