Choc Horror

Hell's Kitchen bully and blasphemer Gordon Ramsay has his own line of chocolates, called Secrets. Ramsay is as uncharitable about his own sweeties as he is about most things: "I don't think you are going to be blown away at £3.99-odd for a box," he told the Daily Mail. But apparently they sell about half a million boxes a year in Blighty, and have been on the market for about five years. Who knew? There are no plans to launch Secrets in the States.

– Fenton Bailey

Related entries:

1. Lily Allen: Carried Away, Carried Out: After winning the impressive Editor's Special Award...
2. Irony McMahon: Ed McMahon, 85, after getting $644,000 behind...
3. Joey Heatherton: Serta-fied Perfection: Attention all drag queens, faggots, strippers, sex...
4. Quote Unquote: "I'm an exhibitionist. Some people are afraid...
5. Brett Erlich: Longitude and Attitude: Brett Erlich, handsome adorable host of Current's...