March 12, 2008
The St James Version
Ah, he is that rarest of things, the HETEROSEXUAL interior decorator. Eric Villency, the Today show's answer to Nate Berkus, showed me today how to incorporate metallics into my home, and although I'm sure it was very informatve and completely stylish, he's JUST SO FRIGGIN HOT, who the hell could pay attention? I first heard the legend of the straight decorator on David Patrick Columbia's New York Social Diary blog a few years ago. Eric and his GORGEOUS wife cut quite a swath through the Manhattan social set, some say a bit TOO aggressively, if you know what I mean (SOCIAL CLIMBERS). I've been enamored of him ever since and have followed his career with great interest. This is the first time I've had a chance to actually watch him in action and, um, HE DOESN'T SEEM AS STRAIGHT AS HE IS PORTRAYED. I showed the Today show segment to Stephen Corfe and he agrees. "He's LISPING!" he cried. "And look at THAT ASS in those TIGHT JEANS!" He thinks it's all a publicity ploy. "After all, EVERYONE has a faggy decorator. This is his angle. He's a HOT STRAIGHT guy who happens to have a passion for frog sconces."
– James St James
[Ed note: Ooh! Ooh! We're champing at the bit to get in our two cents. The guy's a total woman and that "gorgeous wife" of his looks more like a transgender than Amanda Lapore.]
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