March 12, 2008
Rest Room
A Wichita, Kansas, woman sat on her boyfriend's toilet until her body became stuck to the seat. When, after two years, her boyfriend finally called police, they found the 35-year-old's legs had atrophied and the skin of her ass had grown around the seat, which was pried off the toilet and sent with her to the hospital, where it was removed by, presumably, a team of doctors. All of which begs the question, Where did boyfriend do his business for two years? (Associated Press)
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