Where's My Beef?

Argentinian actor Juan Pablo di Pace was in the chorus line of Verdi's Rigoletto at London's Royal Opera House in 2001 when he posed with other members of the company for this gorgeous promotional tableaux. He's the naked guy in the middle. The photo's been used again and again to promote the subsequent stagings of the opera, which is fine with di Pace, who's no longer in the production – but he wants the Royal Opera House to reinstate his penis to its proper size. Seems they've photoshopped it down to what looks like a tiny wad of chewed gum. He's employed a lawyer. (Daily Mail; photos: Clive Barda/Arena PAL; Alan Davidson)

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