World of Wunder

Gerda is back with tales of the bastard Mustafio. Hope she stays.

MUSTAFIO CLAIMS HE WALKED OFF THE BELT BUT HIS SHAPE WENT FLYING OFF THE CONKRETE FLOOR. HE BOUNSED OFF THE SEALING AND CAUGHT HIS RADIO IN THE AIR, TURNING THE DIAL LOOKING FOR THE BUBBELGUM STATION. "THEYRE GOING TO BE PLAYING CHEWY CHEWY SOON. HIGH PRYARITY," HE SAID. HE FLOATED DOWNSTARES AND AND SAID "LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN, FURST NAME?? HE SAID HE IS WORKING ON NEW MATERIAL, ALL HIGH PRYARITITY AND HE IS NOT TO BE DISTURBED BUT I THINK HIS PRYARITIES ARE BASTARD AND HE IS IN DIRE NEED OF A NEW REWARD SYSTIM

SAT NEXT TO A SLEEPING WOMAN ON THE BUS RIDE THAT WAS GOING GOING TO THE A MARTY GRAA. I THOUGHT I HAD THE BUS TO MYSELF SO I SAT IN THE FRONT AND MOVED MY STUFF TO THE ARTICULATED HALF. MUSTAFIO SAID IT MUST BE THE KIND WITH A FLEXABEL JOIN BETWEEN THE TWO SECTIONS. HIS CHATTER WOKE THE WOMAN UP AND SHE TOLD THE BASTARD TO STOP FOR HOT DOGS. MY PLATE HAD NO MEAT IN THE BUNS. MUSTAFIO SAID TO THE WOMAN, "NONE IN YOURS EITEHR?" SHE SAID "THE JAPANESE SOLDURS ON LY WANTED MEAT SO THATS ALL THEY ATE

(t/y Jeff)

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