Confessions on a Ferry Floor

Thairin Smothers, traveling in Canada with Pamela Anderson for the Pam: Girl on the Loose show, writes:

This fairy tortured the ferry concession (and all of Canada the week before) with this meal request. I am addicted to fried chicken and only pickles sandwiches. AND I had them make me gravy fries! As well. Do I sound preggers? And that dessert in the back is an Nanomo bar. Pam's mom made them for us when she came to LA for a visit. Now I'm in the actual town in Canada where the deseart originated AND from which the ferry departs. These r things this fairy thinks of when alone.

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