La Isla Finito: Madonna Hires a Divorce Lawyer

The British lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, who handled divorces successfully for Prince Charles and Paul McCartney (earning a jug of water poured over her head by an angry unidexter), is said to be currently conferring with Madonna,49, on her divorce from Guy Ritchie, 39. The tony Times of London as good as confirmed that the rumors are true about the couple's split after seven years. Eventually, it will come down to sorting out the no-prenup business. Although, a commenter on the Times story says, "Evidently the biggest bone of contention is over who gets to keep the English accent."

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