We Went with a Friend to the New Mall in Glendale and All We Got Was This Lousy Chocolate

Actually, all we got was this photo of the lousy chocolate. At the new and gaudy, lavishly fountained Americana at Brand mall in Glendale (a vast, upscale retail park, from the people who brought you the Grove mall in LA, but with chandeliers suspended from the sky and on-premises luxury apartments surrounding and overlooking the continuous foot traffic of shoppers), our friend went wild in the new, dachshund-obsessed Peter Alexander store buying pajamas and things, including these candy bars, which may in fact be delicious. (Photo by DK)

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