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• Dustin Diamond promises to detail the "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying" in Behind the Bell, his "bell-all" about the 13 years he spent as Screech on Saved by the Bell.

• Nick Carter's mom Jane Carter (aka a lot of other names) is involved in something trashy, divorce-y, police-y, and arrest-y. In Florida.

• Marc Jacobs is rumored to be marrying his Brazilian boyfriend of three months, Lorenzo Martone, in Paris over the weekend. Martone's "Marc Jacobs" forearm tattoo should be healed by Saturday.

• Forgetting Sarah Marshall movie-stealer Russell Brand has been tapped to host MTV's 2008 Video Music Awards, airing live from LA September 7.

• No push-over. Batman's hotel throwdown occurred, it would seem now, when Christian Bale's somewhat trashy sister asked her rich movie-star brother to lend her $200,000. Er, still developing.

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