Miss USA Tumbles 4 Ya

Miss USA Rachel Smith fell gloriously on the runway last year at the Miss Universe pageant, and Miss USA Crystal Stewart fell ingloriously this year at the same pageant. Real girls can't sashay; but drag queens, like junkies, never fall over. (via IsThisHappening)

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