Guess Who Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Are Fucking Now? Not Each Other

Vanity Fair is reporting that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have split after five years of dating. Their reps have confirmed that the People's "Funniest Couple Alive" are now dead to each other: "Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment," they announced in a joint comment. It wasn't so long ago that Silverman told People that their relationship worked "because we really, really, really like each other. He's kind and funny and maybe the most thoughtful person I know," and Kimmel said, "Sarah is funny and smart and good to look at. Plus, she likes fat guys. What more could I ask?" Of course, the split has put extra pressure on Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to perform now that they won't be so extracurricular anymore.

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