If This Van Comes a-Honkin', You'll Be a-Bonkin'

Daniel Nardicio has announced his Gay Talk Express, his answer to John McCain's Straight Talk Express. Nardicio is a promoter and Dlist.com founder whom the Village Voice recently referred to as the "King Of NYC Queer Sleaze" and HX magazine bestowed with the "Spirit of New York" award. "Our vehicle has one message, and it's Gay Talk, a language that speaks to many, many more Americans these days than Straight Talk," he says. "We talk sex. If you see our van [sponsored by Playgirl.com] on the road, and you're hot, unlike McCain's, we'll pick you up and take you for a ride. And by ride, we mean RIDE." We're all for bringing John McCain down, but is a sex wagon gonna do it?

The Gay Talk Express is scheduled to be on Fire Island on Friday, July 25; at The Boat Slip in Provincetown on August 1; at Parking in Montreal for Canadian Gay Pride; and in New Orleans for Southern Decadence August 29.

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