A Million Dollar Baby in a Five and Ten Cent Story

We're not one for the practice of celebrities whoring out their babies for covers of magazines, so we can't explain why we're showing tomorrow's OK! cover shot of Jamie Lynn's Maddie Briann, courtesy of Pink Is the New Blog. The tot, which PITNB says profited Spears $1 million for the exclusive story and pics, seems to be all of one piece, although the fingers and toes have been cleverly concealed. Developing.

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