It's Birthday, Bitch

Lindsay Lohan, 22
Ashley Tisdale, 23
Michelle Branch, 25
Jose Canseco, 44
Jerry Hall, 52
Peter Hager, 54 (my dad)
Larry David, 61
Imelda Marcos, 79
SOS signal, 100
Herman Hesse, 131 (deceased)

– Lindsey Hager

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