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• As expected, Angelina out-pregnants all other pregnant celebrities.

• Human-like creature spotted on Mars.

• Diddy not changing name?

• Perez Hilton awarded $85,000 in legal fees from Samantha Ronson.

• Uncle Bill saw Britney boozing at 13, smoking weed at 14.

• Sly Stallone fisted Janice Dickinson.

• Amy said yes.

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