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Carbon Trust, a British environmental group, claims that footballer posterboy David Beckham is responsible for 163 tons of carbon dioxide daily, compared to the average Brit's 9.4 tons. In fact, Beckham – who owns 15 cars, including a Porsch, a Hummer, and a Lincoln Navigator – may have left the largest carbon footprint in human history. So far. And that's not taking into consideration the massive number of toxins his strap-on wife spews into the air everyday making her stick figure presentable enough to leave the house. (Fox Sports)

The former England captain logged over 250,000 miles last year as he flew back and forth between the U.S. and Europe for England's European Championship qualifiers, while also participating in a Galaxy tour of Oceania in the latter part of the year. Beckham and his wife Victoria also collected over 50,000 frequent flyer miles for advertising obligations around the globe. Collectively, Beckham flew farther in 2007 than a trip from the earth to the moon.

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