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Lindsay Lohan, upright for a change, appeared svelt and sober and matching the black carpet at the Hollywood premiere of JJ Abrams' Cloverfield – which, sight unseen, our Jason Bryan has dubbed "The Blair Witch Project meets Godzilla." (USA Today; photo: Michael Buckner/Getty Images)

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