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• Blake wants a divorce from Amy.

• Gawker Media's Nick Denton gets a letter from the Church of Scientology International's lawyers. (Shouldn't that be Interplanetary?)

• George Clooney new go-to guy for answers to Hollywood pregnancy rumors.

• It was coke what did Ike in.

• American Idol premiere, lowest in four years, pleases suits.

• Britney Spears is a) pregnant, b) engaged, and c) not crazy.

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