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• Katie Holmes comments on Nicole Kidman's pregnancy (she's for it) then doesn't register for the Boston Marathon.

• Avril Lavigne is pregnant with Deryck Whibley's child. No, she isn't.

• "I am not the father of that baby," swears Casey Aldridge of the thing still growing inside penny-pincher Jamie Lynn Spears.

• While he's said to have joined the party-mix of men recently doing Lindsay Lohan, Adrian Grenier still found time to use an inappropriate pickup line on a girl in Manhattan.

• Zac Efron warns teens against the "washing-machine kiss." And the tumble-dry hump?

• Madonna spends $10,000 each month gulping down $5-a-bottle Kabbalah water.

• Letting Python be bygone, Alyce Faye Eichelberger ends 15-year-marriage to "exhausting to live with" John Cleese.

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