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• Paula Abdul freaks out at LAX, speaks in tongues, incants names.

• We knew it. Years of living in Paris has made Johnny Depp taste like frog.

• Who's had a nose job?

• "I would die for my boys if that’s what it took to prove I loved them," says not-cuckoo Britney Spears.

• Will Smith now a working seedpod.

• Perfectly normal Tara Reid goes up and down 10 pounds.

• Dita Von Teese suing for profits of movie that's unlikely to have any.

• What's new in Jamie Lynn's iPod? Rhymes with you know.

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